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Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)