turitooo

Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)